“Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.”
-Marcus Aurelius-
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers suffered their 1st defeat of the season. Losing to the Los Angeles Rams in Los Angeles yesterday 34-24. The Rams came out hyped to the sky. They immediately applied an Arm Trap Crossface and the Bucs did not match that intensity. Sean McVea’s offense was able to do whatever they wanted. Whenever they wanted. However, they want to do it. The Rams defense manhandled the Bucs offense. To put this in perspective. The Bucs needed this slap in the face. Now it is time to play some football.
The New Orleans Saints rebounded back for last week’s loss. They Fishhooked the New England Patriots 28-14. Touted rookie QB, Mac Jones, threw 3 INTs, and that spells a loss in the NFL.
The Carolina Panthers lead the division with a 3-0 record. They Chickenwinged the Texans 24-9 and no. The game was not closer than the score. Sam Darnold is looking like the 2nd coming of Joe Namath. The league should be very wary of playing the Panthers
Atlanta got off the mat and Calf Crushed the New York Football Giants 17-14 for their 1st win of the season. In a battle of no-win teams Matt Ryan threw for 2 TDs.
Baltimore used the Tiger Feint Crucifix Armbar to steal a win from the Detroit Lions. The obscure move is done by kicking 66-yard field goal with seconds left on the clock. It complete shocks the opponent. Losing a game this close may turn Detroit’s season around. Or not.
Buffalo Suplexed Washington 43-21. It was an ugly game for Washington. But aren’t they all for Washington. Drain the swamp.
The Cleveland Browns applied the Frontal Claw to Chicago and the Bears tapped out. The score was 26-6 at the end. But the Bears put up a heck of a fight. Just kidding.
The Cincinnati Bengals had their way with the Pittsburgh Steelers. The Bengals Choked out the Steelers 24-10. This, the Steelers losing, looks like it will be an ongoing occurrence. No doubt this will lead to a dramatic uptick in medications used by Steeler fans before, during and after games.
The Arizona Cardinals Toe Locked the Jacksonville Jaguars 31-19. Kyler Murray is like a whirlwind. He cannot be stopped or contained. Definitely not by the Jaguars. Maybe not any team.
The Denver Broncos Dropkicked and Camel Clutched the New York Jets with smiles on their faces. The final score was 26-0 and it could have been more. But the Bronco’s were merciful. It was Sunday after all.
The Green Bay Packers Sunset Flipped the San Francisco 49ers. Winning 30-28 thanks to a last-minute drive led by Mr. Regular Season Aaron Rodgers. Rodgers still was not happy with the win and looked annoyed by the adulation.
The Miami Dolphins, of course, lost to the Las Vegas Raiders. The only surprise was it took the game going into overtime for it to happen. Despite the loss, the Dolphins have found a decent QB to lead the team. Jacoby Brissette
Upsets of the Day:
The Minnesota Viking knocked the Seattle Seahawks into the defeat column with a series of flying elbows. Pete Carroll look like he did not know what was happening on the field. Apparently, his team didn’t either
The Kansas City Chiefs have fallen back to the pack. The Los Angeles Chargers used the feared Fujiwara Armlock to defeat them by a score of 30-24. Things are not going to get easier for the Chiefs either. The hounds are nipping at their heels.